fedwatchaphobia

the fear that a FBI agent is watching from your webcam.

person 1: what are your fears?
person 2: i have fedwatchaphobia
person 1: what
person 2: watch this *waves at computor" hello FBI agent!
FBI agent: waves back
person 2: *screaming*

by microwave1010100101 September 26, 2021

Semidemixemisexual

The attraction to people who are attracted to gays who are actually attracted to males

Im Semidemixemisexual
dude wtf

by microwave1010100101 July 02, 2022

Glentrougitous

Glentrougitous is when someone tries to be funny but in reality when they are not. its like if you ate a hot dog and the guy sitting across from you says: "wow! that what a hamburger would eat!" and he dies laughing but it is so unfunny even the cricket doesn't say a word.

Josh: "oh, man. my pineapple ate my 3rd grade teacher's pet hamster."

Sam: "josh what the hell is wrong with you. stop being so Glentrougitous."

by microwave1010100101 December 24, 2019