glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 06, 2024

glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024

Glue balloons

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them

I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons

by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024