glorbag

A glorbag is similar to a douchebag, with the exception that a glorbag knows they're being a douchebag and think that's their unique way of being clever. There also must be a general air of superiority and wafts of condescension present to elevate ones status to a glorbag.

Jackson: Its like he's supposed to be there to help us, but he just makes douchebag comments while smiling and making us feel stupid.

Julio: I know, what a total glorbag!

glorbag by schoolhouserock May 15, 2009

Gorbag 

a goofy uber dancer. with a sweet jew fro.

Wow, gorbag, you dumbass.

Gorbag by gregory dunn December 15, 2007

gorbage 

Stinky garbage

Ew, that gorbage!!!!!

gorbage by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Gloobage 

The act of another individual taking a drag off of your cigarette, and handing it back to you with copious amounts of slobber and saliva.

Gene: Hey, can I have a drag?
Erik: Sure, here ya go!
Erik: Geez, Gene, You gloobaged my smoke!

Gloobage by eloke October 9, 2008

Glorbach 

An insulting term for a person and/or thing that either:
1) engage in Scientology or any other demented religion involving Xenu, thetans, or Tom Cruise
2) are a vile, freak of nature that is disconnected with the real world

I can stand that guy, he's such a Glorbach!

Glorbach by Chelzor March 12, 2007

Glorbal 

Anything nasty, spit that comes out of your mouth while speaking. It could also be used as an exclamatory.

Oh my good did you she Shakira's glorbal while she was singing.

Ew Samantha what's that glorbal on your shirt?

Aw Glorbal Katie! You left your shit in the living room again!

Glorbal by Pussy monstrosity February 5, 2015

glorbashnap 

Another word for a dingus in zyfleethion

You big Glorbashnap

glorbashnap by Betty schwallocks August 1, 2019