gongongahaffa 

Gongongahaffa (guhn-guhn-gah-haf-fah):

"You are going to have to".

Gongongahaffa is almost always followed by a verb/noun pair. This v/n pair will often exhibit the same compressed quality that Gongongahaffa exhibits. The single most popular gongongahaffa expression is: Gongonahaffa-eepoo or "You are going to have to eat poo," which is used to convey "You're fucked now!" to someone who has gotten themselves into a bad situation:

Ooooh! You shouldn't have done that. Now gongongahaffa-eepoo.

There is sometimes confusion about why this word is not "gongahaffa" which might seem to make more sense. The answer lies in the word's origins. The word comes from a song by a musical artist named "mr strauss":

"You're gongongahaffa eat poo, yeah that's what you're gongahaffa do, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa eat poo."

Note that the short form, "gongahaffa" does occur once in the song. This short form, however, is considered deprecated. It is no longer in common use.

Gongongahaffa, in some communities, can be preceeded with "You're." Despite the obvious redundancy of doing so, it is considered technically correct, albeit a little strange, to do so.

(You're) gongongahaffa eepoo (eat poo).

gongongahaffa by vox monitor July 18, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012