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When an authority figure try to use their white privilege to control what you can say.
My boss Mr. Cobaselic is a real glokty not letting me talking at the meeting.
glokty by Sir Kevin Block September 14, 2020
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The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.
Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.
Glofty by Angelo A May 29, 2008
A combination of the word glutes and booty. Used to describe a thicc girl who works for her assets.
That glooty is FINE.

Dude, do you see that glooty over there. I mean, DAMN.
Glooty by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
A British sounding word that you can use as a blank britishism, used to mock british way of speaking.
"tha' bird on the telly, i'd snog her glooty, na' mean"
glooty by Hello Triachus September 23, 2013
An abbreviation for the phrase "Good Lock on Killing Yourself."
Used for efficiency reasons.
You're bad at life. Gloky.
Gloky by CrabCrabCrabCrabCrab August 11, 2008

glooty hole

Basically the same exact thing as a glory hole but with a butthole instead of oral
I used to go to places that had glory holes but I heard about glooty holes and it’s a way different experience that’s for sure.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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