glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin

1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.

by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009

GLOF

Sex God

GLOF

by GLOF February 28, 2022

GLOF

GLOF - pretty much god now shut up and pray to him

This guy is not a muffin but God's golf ball. You do not eat golf balls or GLOF's balls

You may pray to him by saying these magical words: amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus and to finalise the summon just play 10 hours of villager noises.

example: Pray to GLOF peasant.

by profeshanel gamor February 28, 2022

Glof

A singular hand warming garment

Daniel lost half of his pair of gloves, so now he only has one glof

by TastyWeasel317 February 7, 2025

gloflo

A word that only a person named Ben would use

Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

by you are reading my name May 5, 2020

Glofty

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.

Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.

by Angelo A May 29, 2008

Glofromda4

“Glofromda4“ is a talented underground rapper. he’s seen as versatile with his countless flows. Glofromda4 Has recent co-signs from Babysantana, Slump6s and many more.

You Here Glofromda4 new song?
yeah i like him

by UndergroundUpNXT October 10, 2021