Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
That guy is a total Jacob Brandon
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
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Gockmucker

Someone who likes eating out ass and gets shit on their face.
Did you know that Andrew is a gockmucker?
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
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