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globalgoals 

The best minecraft player in the world. He also has a youtube channel.
Globalgoals is so fucking sexy
globalgoals by Marry James November 9, 2018

Globalgasm 

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.
"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

Globalgirl 

A very uncool person that travels the world.
"I'm so lame, I might aswel be a Globalgirl."G

globalwarmanizing 

1. a term used to mock global warming when something meteorologically happens that flies in the face of the global warming argument.
1. Dude, it's snowing in South Carolina for the first time in 30 years. There is obviously some globalwarmanizing going on.

2. I must say old chap, I am quite concerned about the globalwarmanizing that is taking place. They're snatchin' up our ice caps and melting that junk down.

3. Bobby: Hey Hoss-Diesel, did you know that 200 years ago, it was an average .23 degrees cooler than it is today??

Hoss-Diesel: Tool, Al Gore's done dropped some globalwarmanization on yo head!
globalwarmanizing by nicksjuzunk December 26, 2010

globalsavingsgroup 

Global Savings Group is a group on discord that goes by the name “gsg” we e date and love discord and respect Discord TOS YAYYYY
*OH LOOK GSG JOINED THE SERVER BOWWWW DOWN*
globalsavingsgroup
globalsavingsgroup by anonymous March 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026