globalgoals

The best minecraft player in the world. He also has a youtube channel.

Globalgoals is so fucking sexy

by Marry James November 9, 2018

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008