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gloat fuck by Poker Noob October 20, 2010
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Goat Fuck
Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
Goat Fuck by FrontierViking July 15, 2008
goat fuck
After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.
Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
goat fuck by moneyblues September 15, 2010
Rolling Goat fuck
Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.
Rolling Goat fuck by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021
Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)
The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.
The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart
The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart
I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)
Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck) by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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