gloat fuck 

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end

When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!

gloat fuck by Poker Noob October 20, 2010

goat fuck

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.

The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.

goat fuck by Q-Ball September 4, 2005

Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.

Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"

Goat Fuck by FrontierViking July 15, 2008

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

goat fuck by moneyblues September 15, 2010

Rolling Goat fuck 

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.

This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.

Rolling Goat fuck by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck) 

The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.

The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart

I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck) by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008

goat-fuck 

vt. to intentionally ram into the asses of other cars for the purpose of watching them fly off the road and go boom.

Raj decided to goat-fuck the asshole who cut him off.

goat-fuck by Achmed Al Shalab April 19, 2006