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goat-fucked

the process of getting so drunk that you would fuck a goat/that you feel like you have been fucked by a goat
Oh, gosh darn it, I got so goat-fucked last night that I don't feel so well today.
by piper a. January 1, 2009
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Royally Goat Fucked

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!
by snowman70 September 27, 2010
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Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.
by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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Goatfucked

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!
by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
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goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
by Thomas Liebsch September 16, 2005
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