glizard

a person who likes to have sex while in the presence of lizards

Harry may be cute... but i've heard he's a glizard

by tim90 February 17, 2008

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard

There’s a Glizzard outside 🥶 make sure you don’t open your mouth

by Cuntyshrimp December 3, 2020

glizzard

A Dairy Queen menu item. Just ask for it. Trust me.

Me: yo gimmie two GLIZZARDS and a small vanilla cone.
Cashier: What?
Me: A glizzard. It’s a Blizzard with loose glizzies mixed in.

by TheGlizzyGoblin August 11, 2020

gizard nose

being dumb, and not knowing anything

“god i’m such a gizard nose.”

by Kylie Aliyah February 10, 2019

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard

Ayyyy! Watch out theres a glizzard behind you!!

by Habibi_Hamood January 17, 2022

Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.

Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”

by anonymous January 18, 2023

glizzard

A storm of hotdogs covered in man sauce

Tyler was attacked by a glizzard last Saturday

by Nip slup 9000 July 7, 2020