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Glittery Ween 

A ween that is glittery, it can be seen as far as the eye can see, it's magical in it's own way and can never be turned down, women and some men yurn for it, it is very hard to deny, the only problem is you can easily seen who has tampered with a "glittery ween" by the glitter left behind on ones mouth, privates and anus.
"That womans boyfriend has a "glittery ween", look at her mouth, it's covered in glitter."

"That man just had a "glittery ween", he has glitter all over his mouth"
Glittery Ween by Jaysterdamus June 5, 2011

glittery hooha 

A woman's netherpart which is so amazing, a guy will do anything she says or needs, rescue her from any travail, no matter how ridiculous, because she has mesmerized him with her GHH. Coined by Lani Diane Rich (author).
Quoted from Lani:

And yet… there is a man. We’ll call him… Hero. Hero is handsome, he is strong, and… well, yes, okay, he’s kinda dumb, too, but still he manages to rescue her every single time she’s in trouble… which is approximately twice a show. He stays by her side and loves her through thick and thin. He disentangles her hair from the curling iron. He drops his Very Important Job to rush off and rescue her from the cardboard box on the pier where the Villain left her, warning her NOT TO SAY A WORD lest he do BAD BAD THINGS to her favorite hamster, so she kept quiet, even though the Villain was long gone, and many a passerby had passed her by. The Hero is loyal and loving
and doesn’t seem to mind the fact that she is so FREAKIN’ stupid. How can this be??
Well, my friends, it comes down to the power of the Glittery HooHa, or the GHH for short. A woman with an HH as G as this girl merely needs to walk around as glitter falls from her netherparts, leaving a trail for Hero to follow. And once he finds her, it only takes one dip in the GHH to snare him forever, for yea, no matter how many HooHas he might see, never will there be one as Glittery as hers…
glittery hooha by ecouteuse April 4, 2010

glittery toothbrush 

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game
Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)
glittery toothbrush by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!

Glittery hoo-hoo 

1. A popular term used on certain Internet message boards for the soap opera Days of Our Lives. It refers to certain female characters who are regarded as saintly and the most desirable women in the town of Salem (where the show is set). Often, such characters are obviously not desirable by fans' standards and are, indeed, quite whorish or evil. Male characters are often blinded to these faults by the women's apparent saintliness (the glittery hoo-hoo) and are reduced to slobbering morons.
2. a term used for female characters on any other soap opera possessing the qualities of the glittery hoo-hoo.

*Glittery hoo-hoo is often abbreviated as GHH. GHH is a genetic condition that is passed from parent to offspring. Its effects in combination with the Filthy Dirty Whore, or FDH, gene are not fully known, but are being studied extensively.
Why is everyone so in love with Belle? Because she has a glittery hoo-hoo, of course!
Glittery hoo-hoo by BoredomRocks April 12, 2006

Glittery Hoo-Hoo 

The combination of body glitter, or that sparkly deodorant and a
feminine hygiene product. In your purse. If you get glitter on it, then you're gonna have a glittery hoo-hoo. Also one of those sparkly stripper thongs.
That girl wore that stripper outfit to the pool to tan, she had a glittery hoo-hoo.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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