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Glenbard North

A large high school in Carol Stream, Illinois, part of the Glenbard 87 School District. Often referred to as a prison because it has no windows, and must be heated with bunsen burners because the school is at a constant 56 degress. Hallways are color-coded so that you don't get lost at there is no outside point of reference (see above). Glenbard North (often referred to as GBN) is the loner school in the district, hated by East, South, and West, because it is so far away from them. Sometimes confused with Glenbrook North (especially after the hazing incident) and known for getting into a brawl with Fremd High School during the football playoffs in 2007. Their mascot is the panther, and wrestling is a frickin cult.
Kid 1: Why are you wearing jeans and a sweatshirt when it's 80 degrees outside?
Kid 2: I go to Glenbard North.
Glenbard North by GBNyb February 15, 2009
Genard is one of the hottest American artist, songwriter, and businessowner. The correct pronunciation of Genard is "Juh- Narrd”.
Have you heard Genard's new song, "Don’t Miss".
Genard by UrbanBlueDictionary April 5, 2021
To have your urethra glued shut in your sleep by your neighbour
I really, really needed to piss, but i had been gleard by my neighbour, Darren
gleard by Maidenfull March 8, 2022

glenbard west

One of the prettiest schools in the united states. home of duchon field, one of the best places to watch a football game as noted by usa today. home to some of the richest people in the county and the biggest snobs
glenbard west by Suck it Trebec April 29, 2005

Glenbard East 

Glenbard East, located in Lombard, Illinois. Glenbard East is the worst school to attend out of all of the Glenbards. They have a neat color scheme of red and black. If you go to East, then get ready to get looked down upon by the other schools. People from Glenbard East hate Willowbrook, their rival, and often blurt out "fuck the Brook". East is also known to be slutville, where the girls are easy and a bunch of sluts. People from Glendale Heights, Bloomingdale, and Addison all attend Glenbard East. Their mascot is represented by the Ram. Their wrestling and basketball team is amazing while their football team is used as practice by the other schools.
What school did you go to?
I went to Glenbard East.
Damn, I feel sorry for you.
Glenbard East by Ram Head September 8, 2013

Glenbard North

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It is commonly stated by the other 3 Glenbards that Glenbard North, and everyone claiming to attend Glenbard North, does not exist.
Pookie: So I met this guy from Glenbard North at the band thing.
Me: Glenbard North doesn't exist. Liar.
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