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Glasgow kiss 

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”
Glasgow kiss by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019

glasgow kiss 

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.
Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.
glasgow kiss by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

Glaswegien slang for 'Headbutt'

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow

Glasgow kiss 

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt
Glasgow kiss by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

Glasgow Kiss 

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”
Glasgow Kiss by Cockais April 19, 2010