glassburn

an explosion of power and strength to uphold strength and unbound power hidden up in the least expected things

man he sure is a glassburn look at his strength

glassburn by blockhead1 August 14, 2008

glasabarn 

a guy who gets pregnent in a glas

er þetta glasabarn? nei þetta er svanþór

glasabarn by typpi mitt October 18, 2019

Stephen Glansburg 

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

Stephen Glansburg by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011

Hot Chick Glansburg

A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.

Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg

Hot Chick Glansburg by Perp21 September 30, 2010

glassbergian

a well-written, provocative account of business, entertaiment or literary happenings scribed by a sophisticated, midwesterner-turned New Yorker.

"Holy peaches and chicken Batman, this book review in the New Republic was done in ultra-glassbergian fashion."

glassbergian by Scooperman August 12, 2005

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

Glassturbating by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013