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Glarty can be as high as the mountains, as low as the sea. Glarty is a word free for use for the humans. Glarty is an adjective. Glarty means millions of things, but it’s a good thing to be called glarty.

Other definitions for glarty:
Glart: A noun, means positive probably.

Glarted: A past tense, means positive probably.

Glarts: Plural, means positive probably .
You smell very glarty today!
glarty by Tax Colletor April 20, 2022
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To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".
What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.
glargy by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010
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The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020

Kevin Garty 

Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.
Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!
Kevin Garty by Clampus March 30, 2023
A unicorns fart which releases a burst of glitter
"Wow that unicorn just let off a mega glart"
Glart by mizbuttons December 3, 2013
To exclaim as in the way you'd use "glory!" with a southern gospel-ly sounding voice. As you'd use in church when you're agreeing with the pastor. Such as saying "amen"!
Glary, the Lord is good!
Glary by Acmeusa June 28, 2018
a party of gardens. In many cases the garden is made of weed. Some people might tell you to stay off the weeeed. But at a garty everyone loves the weed. Some might confuse this with a gay party, but that is something else all together.
TJ: "you im throwing a dope garty tonight"
Barton: "I'll bring the snacks"
Toby :"I'm gay so I'm not going"
Maggie and Peterson: "Same"
TJ and Barton: "ITS GARTY SZN!!!!!"
garty by Clemsonisvetterthanbama August 10, 2017