Glart 

A unicorns fart which releases a burst of glitter

"Wow that unicorn just let off a mega glart"

Glart by mizbuttons December 3, 2013

glart 

Scent of disposable uderpants.

Your draws smell like glart.

glart by Heinz Buterfly February 24, 2007

Glart 

The act of laying on one's back and putting your legs up then farting and gleeking on your target simultaneously.

Oh my god did you really just glart on my face while I was sleeping.

Glart by Rygar420 December 24, 2018

glart 

smacking a real g (bounce off of clart)

“i’m gonna glart you in a few seconds”

glart by sparejuiceBox August 25, 2021

Glart 

The act of simultaneous cumming, pissing, shitting, and puking.

“Dude I’m boutta glart!”

Glart by JohnPlump February 16, 2025

glarded 

Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate

Have the funds been glarded in anyway?

glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021

glarded 

past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.

glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021