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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
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She is the most wonderful friend a person can have. She is loving, kind-hearted, amazing, loving, caring, and so much more. She plays sports that she enjoys. If you don't have a Gladys in your life, then you need to travel around the world to find one. She is always there for you through thick and thin. She is the best friend you can ever have.
Lex: Dang Gladys is really nice.

Jj: Yeah she's the best friend anyone can have.
Gladys by Adpt_Muraj January 22, 2018
Gladys is one of a kind. Happy and active, pretty and wierd. She can bring a lot to the table, so don’t doubt her.
Mom of Gladys-my daughter is just the sweetest soul
Dad of Gladys-I know right. There’s always some smile going on.
Gladys by Emma Meglaro June 10, 2018
Gladys is a sweet beautiful woman that will be there through thick and thin. She is always by your side when you need it she is also a very loyal person. When you first meet her she is very shy but she can be very funny and has a lot to bring to the table.She is very sexy and pretty. She is also very very THICK. If you have a Gladys don't her go.
Him: "do you have a gladys"
Her:" Yes why?"
Him: " plz keep her and don't let go"
Gladys by Sahra gmelu March 9, 2020
The most amazing girl . She's shy at first. She's funny, always laughing. She's smart. She's the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. She's loyal. She's awesome. She's beautiful. She's sweet and kind hearted.
Boy 1: Damn look at that girl.
Boy: She's a gladys.
Gladys by Oliver25 February 8, 2014
the most amazing person you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. extroverted , kind , and creative. she's an artist naturally and it shows in her original style. she's an icon and an inspiration. she's also your favorite granny friend who's always baking for funsies. she's the life of the party and can make any situation fun. she's also not afraid to be straightforward and gives great advice. she's the best of friends and deserves the whole world.
Gladys is the best person I've ever met.
Gladys by sunnieshines June 2, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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