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An extremely good looking female who bears(what some women consider a gift)the curse of entrancing sexiness.She,wothout any effort,will make ANY man fall in love with her.Whether the woman be a straight,gay,transgender,a crossdresser,or a woman who desperately longs for manly parts,he(or she)will fall in love with the suave composure of a Gladiss.Beware when around this individual.You will lose your boyfriend/husband,brother,father and even your uncle.Sex is a Gladiss's greatest weapon even though she unknowingly wields it.
She stole my boyfriend.She is such a Gladiss.
Gladiss by Emerixus November 12, 2016
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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there
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gladis syndrome 

Maddie thought the under ground railroad was actually underground. They knew she had the Gladis Syndrome
A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.
There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.
Gladius by Not Zane August 19, 2004
Yo that girl was a Gladis.
Gladis by Bitchessss October 18, 2012
the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion
My valiant gladius was in Emily's scabbard, if you know what I mean.
gladius by Captain Falcon-Phallus January 13, 2009

Gladiestestist 

(Adjective) describes a mood of transfixed happiness, state of joyousness, the greatest form of glad
Listening to her mountain stories and her food fetishes made her the gladiestestist
Gladiestestist by HOVISLOVE January 6, 2019