giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

giving birth by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005

giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

giving birth by dexter delay February 4, 2003

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

giving birth by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Giving birth to a Marine 

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

Giving birth to a Marine by Frainslug December 28, 2005

giving birth to a texan 

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

giving birth to a texan by cesar March 28, 2005

Giving birth-day 

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.

Giving birth-day by Mummybee February 14, 2010

giving birth to a baby texan 

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

giving birth to a baby texan by tommm May 16, 2005