Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012

give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

by iguanapunk May 31, 2004

give a dog a bone

If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.

Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

give a dog a bone

to have a threesome with
(a bone looks like two penises together)

person 1: yo homie lets go give a dog a bone
person 2: yea for real

by jmoney24 January 14, 2008

give a dog a bone

When a girl gives a buy an erection.

Lauren Conrad gave Brian a bone and he gave it right back.

Im so hot, I can give a dog a bone.

by silicon shady June 17, 2009

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004

frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone

Used as a expression in the case of excitement or shock.

What the frick frack paddy wack give a dog a bone!

by FrikFrackpadywacjgiveadogabone February 5, 2017