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Seminal fluid. The end result of masturbation.
'The dude was shooting on his gisum'
gisum by deck February 10, 2014
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GISmaster 

Someone who is familiar with a Geographical Information System. However, these people are often mistaken for a jizzmaster.
Smitty is a GISmaster.
GISmaster by Bruce Smith December 10, 2008
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Gismandem 

A nickname for famous celebrity Giselle which means that she’s the don or god.
Yo gismandem what we saying, what’s happening
Gismandem by Cyamonn May 11, 2021
A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special".

Most people think Gisma is a pretty cool name.
It means destiny in formal Arabic.
Jace: "Like OMG she is the best GF ever!"

Jared: "You mean Gisma?"

Jace: "How did you know she was my GF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"

Jared: . . . oh she told me. .
Gisma by tickiimi May 4, 2011

gishmoigen

Penis; from Family Guy. Quagmire says after sleeping with a chick. She tells him that she thought they're getting married. He says, "I only said that so you'd gigoogen my gishmoigen!"
My gishmoigen is gonna be in that ho's mouth
gishmoigen by Zaf89 February 13, 2008
the smartest person in the world, an ethiopian by birth, but a true gangts at heart. he is an ethiopian version of jimmy neutron, only way smarter, and way more G. he is more g then anyone could ever even hope to be. he will mess you up if you try and get near him so back off or he will bust a cap in yo @$$! girum is g 2 da max.
"lets go hit on that chick over there"

"WTF!? no way man, thats girums chick, and he will mess you up with his ATP if you touch her"
girum by adrian28 January 14, 2008
The most sexy guy ever, he has the biggest dick and he will eat your thigh out if you ask. He is committed to every friendship and is so sexy I cum everytime in my jeanhole everytime I see him.
DAMNNNNN!!!! GIBUMS GOT ME CUMMIN
gibum by LUKEPOON May 30, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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