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Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day 

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day
Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

Girlfriend ass 

A girlfriend who has an ass and is liked by her significant other
She had a girlfriend ass and Will liked it ...
Girlfriend ass by Gumbo October 6, 2016

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day 

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day" 

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

associative girlfriend

Your girlfriends' best friend who's basically the third person in your relationship and not in a weird cockblocking sort of way she just fits among you and girlfriend and you couldn't imagine your relationship without her in it because she's not just girlfriends' friend... She's yours too. She drinks with you when girlfriend doesn't want to. She goes and eats with girlfriend when you're on a diet. She takes girlfriend to target when you don't want to go. She is an associative girlfriend and your favorite third wheel.
Example 1
Girlfriend:I'm hungry lets go eat allll the foods

You: no go call associative girlfriend I'm on a diet