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Jordan (girl) 

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help

Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)
Jordan (girl) by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

Jordan (girl) 

She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)

Jordan (girl) 

Sexy, kind, beautiful, smart, nice, cute, adorable, empathetic girl with lots of love she's energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a girlfriend. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and emotional sometimes, but she is loyal and has a lot of fun. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Jordan (girl) is the love of my life
Jordan (girl) by Arthur C. Doyle December 12, 2018

Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.
"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)
Jordan (girl) by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

JORDAN(GIRL) 

Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan
Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend

Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her

Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!

Matt~ Your, on let's go

Jordan(Girl) is the best

We love you Jordan
JORDAN(GIRL) by Nydia Harper May 11, 2018
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