giober

to be gooberish in nature yet be somewhat cooler than the everday goober

"Travis is such a giober, you know the other day he goober graped a kid, but he's still pretty cool for going out with that hot tall blonde girl."
"Luke is pretty cool, but he's a major goober, well I guess that makes him a giober"

giober by doohttam June 9, 2009

Gilberting 

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.

"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."

Gilberting by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

Brian David Gilbert 

A gorgeous twink of a man who works for Polygon.com. He is known for his absurdist humor and brilliant fashion sense; one of these gave him his current job, and the other one secured it. He currently hosts a series on the Polygon Youtube channel called "Unraveled", where he rambles about games and such.

Often acronymized as BDG.

"Brian David Gilbert hosts Unraveled, whose namesake can related to my clothes upon seeing him."
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.

Brian David Gilbert by briamgilbert April 15, 2019

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023