gingerjock

gingerjock is a virus 92% rhe population of scotland have, symtoms of gingerjock are ginger hair, bad temper, can't go out in the sun, smelly private parts,stinky wiskey breath, hate sports, and swear at passers by,

a person suffering from gingerjock may say.
ahhhhh yer foouker get afff ma pavement crack thatzzz ma pavement yar wakkin onn,

by vinnny August 18, 2006

gingerpocalypse

When gingers have enslaved/imprisoned/killed all non-gingers. Most likely will be the result of an eternal solar eclipse because everyone knows gingers can't stand sunlight.

Bob: What!? They pushed back the last Harry Potter movie 1 week?
Ron: This is worse than a gingerpocalypse.

by flipsywoof September 11, 2011

gingerlicker

person who enjoys licking their ginger/ wankering with their dork

When Grace went out with a ginger haired boy everybody called her a gingerlicker.

by the gingerlicker March 30, 2010

Gingerfuck

An American or "yankee" with red hair with low intelligence and has douchebag qualities.

The British equivalent to this is a chav.

Linka: You puke already? When I was little tyke, I was breastfed vodka.

Wheeler: I'd like to see what you're holding.

Linka: YOU GINGERFUCK! YOU LIVE IN A TREE IN CENTRAL FUCKING PARK!

by Paul Giammati December 29, 2009

gingerdick

1. A form of oral sex in which edible oils are added to enhance sexual heightness for both parties.
2. A demeaning insult intended to question another persons manhood.
3. A sexual disease first seen in the bush near guinea. Symptons usually include: Brittle Dick Syndrome (see brittle dick disease).

"Hey gingerdick! Dont you have any sweater to knit?"

"My friends got it real bad, hes got them gingerdick disease."

"Im dying of gingerdick. My laps real sore!"

by Mike Bruce May 14, 2007

fingerjockey

a person who rides their fingers....like a jockey

Brendan's younger brother was found to be a real fingerjockey.

by Cdoggy October 31, 2007

gingerfuck

Derogatory name for a ginger kid (i.e. red hair, freckles) which implies that the insultee has all of the negative qualities associated with this affliction.

These include, but are not limited to;
-bright red or orange hair
-lack of a soul
-fair, easily sunburned skin.
-freckles (optional)
-hotheaded, and/or Irish
-similarities to Carrot Top

commonly used as a comeback, when no other option is available.

-Your mom is a whore
-Oh yea?....well you're a gingerfuck!

by theOriginalGingerFuck November 30, 2009