fingerjockey

a person who rides their fingers....like a jockey

Brendan's younger brother was found to be a real fingerjockey.

by Cdoggy October 31, 2007

Finger Jockey

A hand model!

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!

by fjock January 28, 2014

finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.

Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.

by hgeer3 June 3, 2010

Fingerlocked

The typing-equivalent of tongue tied, in which you either can't think of the word or are too stunned to type what you wish.

Example 1:

Stephanie: I'm pregnant!

*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD

by CantThinkOfANameThatsNotTaken December 30, 2011