fingerjockey
fingerjockey by Cdoggy October 31, 2007
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finger jockey
A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
finger jockey by hgeer3 June 3, 2010
Fingerlocked
The typing-equivalent of tongue tied, in which you either can't think of the word or are too stunned to type what you wish.
Example 1:
Stephanie: I'm pregnant!
*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD
Stephanie: I'm pregnant!
*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD
Fingerlocked by CantThinkOfANameThatsNotTaken December 30, 2011
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026