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Finger Jockey

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!
Finger Jockey by fjock January 28, 2014
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finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.
finger jockey by hgeer3 June 3, 2010

Fingerlocked 

The typing-equivalent of tongue tied, in which you either can't think of the word or are too stunned to type what you wish.
Example 1:

Stephanie: I'm pregnant!

*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004