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Grimmington Bears

An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.

The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"

Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"

Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
Grimmington Bears by Ewok500 September 23, 2010
Related Words

Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.
Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".
Sneak-Gumming by Jamieleets April 6, 2010
Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.
I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

GMoney-Gemming 

The best call of duty zombies player ever in the world. Went to numerous round 100’s, completed all Easter eggs and is in the top 1% of zombies to this day.
Yo let’s do the Easter egg with GMoney-Gemming
GMoney-Gemming by Lee Ross December 28, 2020

Nut Gumming 

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.
i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.
Nut Gumming by bigcrazy May 23, 2012

Gemming it 

Gemming it is a way of saying “you are mocking it”
Jimmy: Look at your hair though
Bob: Nah thats gemming it
Jimmy : sozard