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A sweaty slimy scottish creature that usually comes out of it's rape cave when it smells fresh young pussy meat. Usually tend to target young vulnerable women and drags them back to it's lair.
Damn thee young fool, be wary of the wild Gillin. For he smells thy young tender pussy flaps, and their sweet odour.
Gillin by CreamyQueefStain January 16, 2020
When a guy is in such a grumpy, pissed-off state, it's like he has male PMS.

A very irratible dude. Is known to become easily pissed off, brash, rude and sarcastic.
Dude, I was at TMobile the other day, and the guy helping me was totally gillin. I asked him to show me how to change the apps on my phone and he totally bit my head off!
Gillin by RonnieDelS June 24, 2010
Coming from the verb 'to Gil'; talking closely in someone's personal space in a most annoying manner, causing severe discomfort.
Sean: "Why you steppin' up? There's no need for gillin'"

Sam: Cut it out, you're gillin' me!
Gillin' by Sam McGee August 12, 2006

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."
the gillis principle by PolChan December 6, 2014
That guy can't stop telling folks how great he is, he's got Gallino.
Gallino by Shuthe Fuckup August 21, 2011

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.
'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'