Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks
I wish Gilfy's wife wasn't such a nancy and hid my BB gun
A rare and endangered species often hunted for their natural prodiness. The Gillybean is a crossbread between a turtle and a panda. Often found in the eastern coast of Scotland, the gillybean thrives in the moist conditions. Vey cute and prodible, the Gillybean should not be underestimated as they have razor like teeth that results in about 4 human deaths each year. Altough there are thought to be as little as 100 Gillybean living in the wild.
A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.