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Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely translated into meaning "one who works at a stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and throwing rocks
I wish Gilfy's wife wasn't such a nancy and hid my BB gun
gilfy by J-lew December 1, 2004
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Cream Gilly

After catching a fish you proceed to put your dick in its mouth resulting in cum leaking from the fishes gills
John: why is this fish covered in cum
Mike: I gave it the ol’ Cream Gilly
Cream Gilly by RHS horn April 10, 2019
A rare and endangered species often hunted for their natural prodiness. The Gillybean is a crossbread between a turtle and a panda. Often found in the eastern coast of Scotland, the gillybean thrives in the moist conditions. Vey cute and prodible, the Gillybean should not be underestimated as they have razor like teeth that results in about 4 human deaths each year. Altough there are thought to be as little as 100 Gillybean living in the wild.
Damn!! That Gillybean is prodable.
Gillybean by The toitle May 16, 2010

GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008
Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

gillywhacken 

When someone gets beat up, or a sports team is defeated in a big way.
Man, the cats put a gillywhacken on the cards last night.
gillywhacken by Daniel Powell April 25, 2007