Originaly thought to be of arabic decent, it is now widly accepted that the word Gilfy (Gillfillius Maximus) is in fact of Greek origin. It is loosely
translated into meaning "one who works at a
stupid Canadian Pharmacy", or "Monster with the ability to vomit on demand and drink a 26 of gin". If you are lucky enough to make contact with a Gilfy while it is passed out face down under a picnic table, continue to tease the creature by poking it and
throwing rocks