(noun) a person who says or writes negative, unpleasant and sometimes hurtful things about the gilet. The
average gilet-hater's reason for why they
hate the gilet is typically short on specific details and long on expletives, inevitably ending with the very mature statement that "all gilet wearers are cunts". Which is strangely
ironic, because the
average gilet-hater is often a "cunt". Whilst a minority of gilet-haters
may have a reason, the limited
IQ of this group of people prevents them from articulating it, rendering it and them also "cunts".
The literature is silent on the topic of the gilet-hater and there is absolutely no interest in exploring it further, given the clear fundamental value in the objective physical properties of the gilet - versatility, practicality and lit-fuckin-radicality. Plus gilet-haters are objective "cunts".
Gilet-hater: "incomprehensible
garbage sounds"
Person A: "I have no idea
wtf you just
said. Are you a gilet-hater?"