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gilbertism

chris hitting gilbert with a ruler
gilbertism by Adam Smith March 10, 2005

Gilberting 

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
Gilberting by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

Wilbertism 

An addiction to follow commands regardless of sense, to please the opposite gender
Bani : Why do you always do what Nadia told you to?

Devan : I recently got diagnosed with Wilbertism, that is probably why
Wilbertism by Devan wilbertism September 8, 2018

jason gilbertson 

A true legend, smart and helpful to many people. Skilled at work and at home. The type of bloke you call when something goes wrong and needs fixing.
Great, the bloody things broken, I'll have to call Jason Gilbertson to repair it.
jason gilbertson by Wbff March 18, 2018

Gilbertsville 

Small town, Boring ass town mix of 50% red necks 20% Wiggers 10%Stoners from boyertown 9.9%Other 0.1% Niggas.
When giving directions locally just use Wawa and Freeds a a reference since there is nothing else there.
Directions to where boyertown is use Zerns.
Pimp- You are in Gilbertsville tonight
Ho- Where the fuck is that?
Pimp- Find the shit hole Zerns and go like three minutes down the road
Ho- That makes sence
Pimp- Go by the Wawa there is nothing else there.
Ho- Yes daddy
(pimp slapped)
Gilbertsville by I Live near Wawa February 23, 2011

gilberting 

To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.
Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.
gilberting by hexluther May 2, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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