Giffism

The loving of all things derived from the way of Giff.

Giffisms:
1. A Ford Escort
2. The music of Celine Dion
3. Stroking the back of your hand with a ginger beard

Giffism by b00n June 23, 2004

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Giffism

Derived from the word "giff". Giffism is the art, science and thought of all that is Giff.

Stroking your ginger beard - classic giffism.

Giffism by BJD June 19, 2004

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Giffism • gffism • GIFism • giftism

gffism

a french term describing three depressed girls from batumi

gffism has been under attack lately !

gffism by certifiedgff February 17, 2023

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giftism

Giftism refers to The act of gift giving autism to people simply by existing

The charity's focus on giftism, emphasizing the value of generous giving autism to non autistic people in need

giftism by GVAPPIV February 1, 2025

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GIFism

The condition of a person who is addicted to sending GIFs instead of sending actual texts.

Person 1: Hi dude whatsup
Person 2 (Suffering from GIFism): *sends GIF*
Person 1: Dude you have to stop, how do you have a GIF for every single thing I tell you
Person 2: *sends GIF again*

GIFism by vespiruber December 31, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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