Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Numero Uno...

I want to be a Gilberto when I grow up.

Gilberto by IWannaFooFoo May 18, 2008

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Gilberto

The best friend anyone could ever ask for.
Always has the best memes and will make you laugh at any moment. He’s always there for you no matter who you are. Gives really good hugs. Talking to him is easily the highlight of anyone’s day. He would be such a great boyfriend. He’s so easy to fall in love with. He’s sexy, cute, and charming af. Even when he won’t tell his friend who he likes he’s impossible to get mad at. He’s also an amazing fortnite buddy. All in all he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. ALSO HAS AMAZING EDGES! Lol even though he doesn’t always know it, he’s a pretty cool dude.

Gilberto is King of memes.
Gilberto is the bait.
Alexis says Gilberto is one of/ her best friend.

Gilberto by T.W.I.Z.Z.L.E April 5, 2018

Gilberto

A comedian who tells the same joke over and over again so people can laugh their ass off

"That Gilberto guy is so funny"

Gilberto by Tomthebomb is a nigga August 12, 2020

Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Very horny kid. Numero Uno...

“I wanna be a Gilberto when I grow up”

Gilberto by jefreyandrews June 21, 2018

gilberto

A hot, good looking hispanic guy that no matter how many problems he has he'll go through them with a big smile on his face. he is always loved by lots of people. A boy that love soccer and is proud for who he is. You will never find someone like him b/c he is extremely unique.

#gilberto #lovegilly

gilberto by thatdabtho January 23, 2017

Gilberto

A Gilberto is an eccentric m/f who usually has dark hair, and is music obsessed. They are of hispanic or brazilian origin, but defy the odds and fully educate themselves. A Gilberto is unique because of their name. As soon as their parents named them, and put them in American schools, they were socially doomed, and turned to music and literature for refuge.

Gilberto Gil
Astrud Gilberto
Bebel Gilberto
Gilberto Câmara

Gilberto by admiergal September 21, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026