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Gibernors 

Little people, often with an ape-like quality (either physical or in their daily patterns), who tend to talk a lot, do not let others talk, and you, as a listener, cannot follow them most the time either because of slurred words or nonsensical rambling.
Fucking grade nine gibernors wont shut up!
Gibernors by Yoav Lewkowicz February 26, 2004
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Gubernor 

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.
The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.
Gubernor by albud October 3, 2010

maggie walker governors school 

a school for middle to upper class kids from richmond, henrico, and chesterfield in the richmond area.

A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.
1. Damn, i wish i could go to Maggie Walker Governors School so i could get out of this cycle of perpetual ignorance and poverty and go to a good college.

2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.

governors 

A pair of boobs. Nipple must show through summer wear.
Wow, great governors! Makes me want to give her a monkey face.
governors by Sasa Bonsum July 11, 2006

Governors Pardon 

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.
"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
Governors Pardon by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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