ghosty poopy

when you have to poop and you feel something come out, but you look in the toilet and nothings there

i really had to go but it must have been a ghosty poopy

ghosty poopy by mark the shark in the dark August 7, 2011

Ghost Poopy 

Ghost poopy is when you defecate a large amount of feces but the "evidence" have disappeared; taking a large crap but when you look in commode the turd is no where to be seen

Yesterday, I had to take a huge dump at the gym but it was a ghost poopy !!!

Ghost Poopy by bighugepoppa May 23, 2009

Poopy ghost 

When two people eat a ghost peppers then one of them penetrates the unwiped butthole and wait for secretion.

Yo me and Corey last night saw a poopy ghost.

Poopy ghost by Bradford Biggs June 7, 2021

double ghost poop 

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.

Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?

double ghost poop by Anty127 May 11, 2014

ghost poop 

The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.

1: What are you smiling about?

2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!

1: *stunned silence*

ghost poop by m luv March 2, 2004

Ghost poop 

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.

I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.

Ghost poop by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Ghost Poop 

There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:

1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.

2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.

3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.

1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.

2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...

3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."

Ghost Poop by zeemeister May 14, 2011