The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.
This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.
by Aikidokaratefan June 11, 2018
When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.
I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.
by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018
by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008
An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.
As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.
As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.
Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"
by Aikidokaratefan December 03, 2020