Aikidokaratefan's definitions

Cannabicolic

The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.

Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.

by Aikidokaratefan February 18, 2023

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 3, 2020

coronapathy

General boredom and lack of interest with the Covid-19 ongoing pandemic.

I don’t care anymore about the latest COVID-19 news. It has dragged on so long I have coronapathy.

by Aikidokaratefan October 24, 2020

wooflet

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.

My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.

by Aikidokaratefan March 20, 2019

permakitty

A cat whose adult size is so small that he/she looks like a kitten.

Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

permapuppy

My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.

My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

chinafied

To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.

This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.

by Aikidokaratefan June 11, 2018