My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"
by Aikidokaratefan December 04, 2020
My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.
My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.
by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018
The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.
by Aikidokaratefan February 19, 2023
by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008
When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.
I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
by Aikidokaratefan October 24, 2020
To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.
This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.
by Aikidokaratefan June 01, 2018