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bitch look

Another girl looks you up and down and sneers when she sees that you look hotter than she does.
That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?
by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008
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Ghost poop

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
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Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.
Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
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Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.
My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"
by Aikidokaratefan December 3, 2020
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permapuppy

My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.
My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.
by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018
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Cannabicolic

The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.
Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.
by Aikidokaratefan February 18, 2023
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coronapathy

General boredom and lack of interest with the Covid-19 ongoing pandemic.
I don’t care anymore about the latest COVID-19 news. It has dragged on so long I have coronapathy.
by Aikidokaratefan October 24, 2020
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