Aikidokaratefan's definitions

Cannabicolic

The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.

Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.

by Aikidokaratefan February 18, 2023

chinafied

To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.

This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.

by Aikidokaratefan June 11, 2018

Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 3, 2020

wooflet

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.

My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.

by Aikidokaratefan March 20, 2019

permapuppy

My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.

My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

bitch look

Another girl looks you up and down and sneers when she sees that you look hotter than she does.

That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?

by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008