Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 03, 2020

Cannabicolic

The gastrointestinal reflex that gets activated after smoking cannabis and having to evacuate one’s bowels soon after.

Often after I smoke weed, right afterwards my cannabicolic reflex kicks in.

by Aikidokaratefan February 18, 2023

support flush

When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.

I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

bitch look

Another girl looks you up and down and sneers when she sees that you look hotter than she does.

That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?

by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008

permakitty

A cat whose adult size is so small that he/she looks like a kitten.

Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

permapuppy

My puppy looks just like a German Shepherd, but he stopped growing at 38 pounds. People think he is a 6-month-old pup.

My dog is full grown, looks like a German Shepherd, but is a small mutt. He'll just always be small; a permapuppy.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018