ghetto hem

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When a person staples or folds the bottom of a pair of jeans because they can't afford or are to lazy to get them hemmed.

Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit

Friend: O you fixed your pants?
Ghetto hemmer: Nah girl I ghetto hemmed my shit

ghetto hem by lovestospoog May 14, 2011

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GhettOEM

(n.)
Parts that are custom made to replace broken original parts. GhettOEM parts are usually made out of just about anything to make the device work again. GhettOEM, well, its just ghetto!

"Hey Cleatus! Go git me something to make a GhettOEM part on this Chevy truck."

GhettOEM by CaNaBiS September 30, 2003

ghettoham

A word adapted to Cheltenham mall in Philadelphia, PA. The stores and movie theatre there are so dirty and ghettoyou'd have to be really desperate to shop there.

--yo im tryna see that new texas chainsaw massacre jawn...
-me too, u wanna go to cheltenham?
--ghettoham??! fuck no!

ghettoham by cmoneyblingbling October 29, 2006

GhettoTheMonkey

God Himself.

"Let us pray to GhettoTheMonkey for a good harvest, lest he smote us all"

GhettoTheMonkey by Heater November 4, 2003

ghettohead

when a toiling manipulating bitch fucks with your head instead of giving you head

some bitch is joseph Stallin, playing games, and manipulating when she should be sucking your dick. Lafonda wasn't worth the ghettohead I got.

ghettohead by msf April 29, 2006

ghettoham

A piece of watermelone shit

Boutta get some ghettoham

ghettoham by Coolayer ham October 28, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026