gharett

A strong and brave nigga who aint afraid of shit and drinks a lil bit, smokes a lil bit, pops a lip bit

Gharett beat that nigga ass

by F0rtn1te4l1f3 May 25, 2018

Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Garett

He is the cutest guy in school,the ladies love him and he has a crush on the one that is most like a tomboy

Hey did you see Tom he is like a Garett

by #Hidudes April 6, 2015

Garette

Fun, crazy, kind-hearted guy who loves to sleep and play video games. A Garette knows most things you think you won't need to know but you will! A Garette is also stubborn during arguments or "proving a point" to others. Garettes also have a short temper. A Garette is very popular and gets along with most people well, except for children, A Garette is usually not a children kinda person, but also acts childish at times. A Garette usually does what they want, but it always somehow turns out to be hilarious.

Hey- wheres Garette? I miss him!

Hey Garebear! Hows it going? Let me guess, you broke your xbox huh?

by LillithM. September 16, 2013

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Garett

Sexiest guy living. When you see a Garett spelled like this you know that he is good looking and has a huge cock. Good at everything

Garett are the best

by gfdsagfdgadfgadf August 13, 2018

Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

by Avolpi May 15, 2014