Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Pussy Gettin' Shirt 

A Pussy Gettin' Shirt (also known as a PGS) is any short sleeved button up shirt that looks absolutely ridiculous (Crazy designs, weird cartoons, sailboats, two pockets, etc.). One uses such a shirt in order to get pussy. PGS' can be worn at the club, the mall, or just lounging around in your house/ apartment/ dorm. Warning, your PGS should never be taken lightly. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
Yo bra, did you see Dave's new shirt? It looks crazy, but all the girls are uncontrollably attracted to him." "Yeah man that's a straight up Pussy Gettin' Shirt.
Pussy Gettin' Shirt by Jimimartin December 3, 2011

Pussy Gettin wagon

A Pussy Gettin' Wagon (also known as a PGW) is any 1/2 ton or larger truck, with upgraded tires and wheels, and no less than a 6" lift. One uses a PGW to get copious amounts of pussy when and where one wants. PGW's can be seen throughout your Southern States where country girls are easily seduced by the sight of a large truck. Warning, your PGW will bring all the girls to the yard, so be prepared to fend off the duff's. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.
"Dang girl, did you see Jason's new truck?"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"
Pussy Gettin wagon by Gooodone January 19, 2014

Getting pussy out the showerhead 

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

no pussy getting motherfucker 

a motherfucker who lacks the ability to get pussy.
Ron: Man i was going to fuck her i promise!
Dave: Shut that shit up you no pussy getting motherfucker.
Ron: :(

Getting no pussy 

When someone gets no pussy. They get cracked at a game.
Imagine getting no pussy. lmao noob.

no pussy getting ass nigga 

A person who is self celibate who never can obtain sexual encounters with the opposite sex (some cases) same sex.
Mike: bro you smash Tonya last night at that dorm party?
Chris: nah bro, I respect her and wouldn't dare violate her in such manner, plus I think she seeing
Somebody.
Mike: MAN you a no pussy getting ass nigga.
no pussy getting ass nigga by vstacks September 19, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more