Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Gettin Floaty 

Drinking until you're at the perfect butter-zone and you gettin floaty
DUDE: We gettin floaty tonight cuh
DUDE2: YEEEEE
Gettin Floaty by floatydude February 22, 2011

Getting Flooded 

To consume large amounts of alcohol, to the extent that one cannot control their actions.
Mike is getting flooded tonight, we got that Grey Goose.
Getting Flooded by Strat-a-tat April 1, 2010

getting flocked

The exact moment you realize your local homeowner's association and the police department have teamed up to turn your peaceful suburb into a high-tech panopticon.

Originally named after Flock Safety—those sleek, solar-powered license plate readers multiplying on neighborhood utility poles like invasive tech-birds—the term has evolved to describe any situation where your private, mundane existence is aggressively logged, analyzed, and shared by corporations or Uncle Sam without your permission.

When you get flocked, you aren't just being watched; your daily trip to buy a single pint of ice cream at 11:30 PM is turned into a searchable data point for Karen (the HOA president) and the local precinct to review at their leisure.
“I tried to slip out of the neighborhood to grab some fast food in my sweatpants, but I got totally flocked by the gate camera. Now the neighborhood Facebook group is debating if my dented bumper 'lowers property values'.”

“Don't download that new grocery app, bro. It asks for Bluetooth, location services, and camera access just to coupon a loaf of bread. You're getting flocked."
getting flocked by freest8r July 7, 2026

getting her float on 

when a white girl daydreams about black men. usually accompanied by a blank stare.
Marissa just couldn't lie to herself about getting her float on over Martin Lawrence.

getting mitus floppered

When someone takes their penis and slaps it in there face
Getting mitus floppered is when somebody takes there werner and just start slapping it all on someone’s face while tjere asleep
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next