Floaty 

The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.

I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.

Floaty by WeelAfterbangs January 17, 2011

Floaty 

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.

<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.

Floaty by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

Floaty 

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.

1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."

Floaty by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011

Floaty 

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments

-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'

Floaty by floatyman January 14, 2011

floaty 

The feeling you get when in the process of coming down from a great high after smoking some rad marijuana.

Dude, that was some great bud. I was so stoned but now I'm feelin kinda floaty

floaty by maryjaneismygirlfriend April 20, 2011

floaty 

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

floaty by hellahecka July 12, 2005

Floaty 

A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .

Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .

Floaty by Moodeser July 4, 2018