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germontas 

germontas has huge dick
germontas by Phatnug1 July 6, 2023
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Gerontosbian 

A lesbian who has a grandma fetish.
Sarah is a gerontosbian. She’s 40 and her girlfriend is 80.
Gerontosbian by Shelburque November 18, 2018

Germonator 

a person who is very kind and always puts other people first. They're often the one to take charge in group situations and aren't afraid of doing so. They know how to make others laugh simply by being themselves. we could all learn a lot from these people.
One day, i want to be a germonator too.
Germonator by Choooooook April 22, 2011

gerontosexual 

Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)
"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)

"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".
gerontosexual by Steven Ogg Fan-Boy January 28, 2022
Sexy MF! 10/10 this dude is a straight playa 🔥
Omg Germantas walked in the room and I was wet:)!
germantas by Gman2323:) November 23, 2021
Usually likes girls. And is a fuckboy. likes a girl for a couple of days and leaves them.Retard
omg she is so cute
girmantas would probably be with her for 2 days and leave her
girmantas by GretaLele May 28, 2019

gerontality

Period of maturity in which person keeps fit and flirty attitude.
I'm fit as if I'm just entering puberty...not gerontality
gerontality by Abigeus Rustler April 30, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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