germantas

Sexy MF! 10/10 this dude is a straight playa 🔥

Omg Germantas walked in the room and I was wet:)!

germantas by Gman2323:) November 23, 2021

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

Germana 

Maybe when you first meet a Germana they'll seem lame, but if you get to know them, they will be quite interesting, weird, but also funny. Germanas enjoy pleasure and other entertaining things such as TV, movies, shopping, caressing, fondling and foreplay. They have the most gorgeous smile, silky smooth hair, soft skin, and luscious lips. Such a being can only come from heaven.
They have a soothing voice and seductive body that would rival that of even a goddess. She is selfless, and never selfish. She is most definitely the closest thing to perfection one can get. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Germanas love typical girl things (shoes and purses), movies, shopping/just buying things, being scared, being tickled, and something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.

Dude 1: Yo, I didnt know you had a girlfriend?
Dude 2: Yea I did. For 3 months now.
Dude 1: How did you meet?
Dude 2: I was chilling with my friend Travis, and she was his friend. Then later she told me that I have the same eyes as her dog. Then we started talking and eventually started going out.
Dude 1: Must be a Germana
Dude 2: Yep, totally.

Germana by Xennius November 2, 2011

Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.

"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "

Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Germanistan 

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.

Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.

Germanistan by Smith Clark June 11, 2018

Germancest

The Homosexual pairing between the brothers Prussia, and Germany, from Axis Powers Hetalia. Its pretty much the most KINKTASTIC pairing out there, because hey, Germany even reads things involving /dogs/.

Fangirl 1: Usuk trolololol
WINNING fangirl: Pshaa, that crud is too white bread YO, germancest FOREVAAA1!!1

Germancest by NANAISABOSS November 27, 2011

Germans 

A group of people living mostly in Germany, the beaches of Southern Spain and Pennsylvania. They are great at pretty much everything, and have invented most technical gear you own or would like to own.

Being an awesome nation, a short Austrian named Hitler managed to make these good-humored people think they were the master race. This soon turned out to be false, and to this day, Germans travel the globe apologizing profusely for ever believing that crap.

Germans are known to be great lovers, although they often dress poorly and sometimes sport moustaches. That's why Karl Lagerfeld pretends to be French. As a rule of thumb, Germans posses the inverse skill set of the English, who suck at everything except wearing really, really, really groovy clothes and writing catchy pop songs.

Famous Germans include Beethoven, Wagner, the Scorpions, Einstein, Luther, Boris Becker, Kant, Milli Vanilli and most British Royalty. Ahmadinejad and Tom Cruise secretly want to be German, but they can't.

Your mum: Look at these guys, they are building a great car. Are they Japanese?

You: No, doh. They are tall and handsome, so obviously they are Germans. Let's go and nag them about the holocaust. (they walk over)

Hans: Ve are so sorry about what happened...
Fritz: Sorry.

Germans by Kurt von Kraut December 2, 2009