geriphile

Somebody who enjoys sexual intercourse with old people

"I'm fucking this 80yr old woman"
"You sick Geriphile!"

by Smith the Smithy June 23, 2004

geriphile

One who is sexually aroused by or attracted to, or engages in sexual activity with, a geriatric senior citizen (person older than 65 years).

"He frequently visits the old retirement home center to score with the elderly; I had no idea he was a geriphile, I thought it he was visiting for charity."

by Lehetinu June 29, 2022

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

by Snake Man August 12, 2012

geriophile

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

germaphile

Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.

The germaphile did not use hand sanitizer to keep his hand microbe army alive.

by Farm guy September 18, 2017

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.

"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."

by Sepia August 1, 2019

Geriaphiliac

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.

"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."

by Red Killwell July 3, 2007