geriphile
geriphile by Smith the Smithy June 23, 2004
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geriphile
One who is sexually aroused by or attracted to, or engages in sexual activity with, a geriatric senior citizen (person older than 65 years).
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geriphile • geriaphile • geriophile • gerophile • geriphiliac • germophile • Geniphill • Genophile • Gentriphile • Geophile
germophile
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012
geriophile
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"
"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
germaphile
Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.
germaphile by Farm guy September 18, 2017
germophile
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019
Geriaphiliac
One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.
Geriaphiliac by Red Killwell July 3, 2007
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