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A guy who might have OCD and is a business major that will be used to be a professor. He probably works at a manufacturing company. He probably hates his job too. He plays league of legends. He was definitely a nerd in high school. He will own a bunch of snakes and name them Richard or Greg. Gerid will probably buy a bunch of houses to renovate and put them up for rent.
Did you see gerid today? I saw him with 19 different snakes at his job where he buys Panera everyday!
gerid by ChelseaSnakes April 22, 2022
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The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!
Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013
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To fail at something. To try your hardest, but yet always suck. Named after the infamouse Tyler Geidel.
Yea, I totally geideled it. I'm the worst
Geidel by jameslegs February 23, 2011
A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.
Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!
Gerica by Depression .-. January 4, 2018

geRietveld 

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.
Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"
geRietveld by Stilborn October 1, 2007
Punjabi word for therapeautic release of happiness harmones effectuated through a drive in a lux car, good music, drunk PASSENGERS and gossip
Bro! let's go on a geri, to celebrate this random friday evening?
Geri by indiannomadinthemaking March 13, 2021

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020