Geidel 

To fail at something. To try your hardest, but yet always suck. Named after the infamouse Tyler Geidel.

Yea, I totally geideled it. I'm the worst

Geidel by jameslegs February 23, 2011

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Community Guidelines 

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.

"I agree to the community guidelines"

Community Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Guideline 7 

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:

Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!

Guideline 7 by infadibulumj May 11, 2009

Community Guidelines 

Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit.

also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)

Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it.

As stated under Rule (22.) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com.

Community Guidelines by HO Ho Mamusel January 19, 2021

Guidelines 

As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.
First names are okay, because they don't identify a specific person.
Same for bands and schools: publish if popular and reject if unknown.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries.
Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it.
People use slurs in everyday speech, so they should be published.
3. Publish opinions.
Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic.
Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended.
Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate.
4. Publish place names.
Publish names, nicknames and area codes of neighborhoods and cities.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
Any word from your life belongs here, so don't reject an entry just because it's in a real dictionary.
Don't reject an entry because it's misspelled or includes swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
Publish sarcastic entries.
Reject inside jokes only the author's friends would understand.
7. Reject sexual violence.
Reject made-up violent sexual acts.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
Reject nonsensical, circular, unspecific or all-caps entries.
Reject entries with non-English definitions (non-English words and examples are okay).
Be consistent if you see two similar entries.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
Reject spammy defs that are written to advertise web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
It's better to publish a plausible entry than to reject it.
You might not have heard the word, but it could be the next hyphy.

Me: sorry dude, you don't meet the guidelines, by saying that you have a big cock

dude when he open his Email saying that his UD Definition wasn't accepted: Dude! I have a massive cock! haters...

Guidelines by ufo-kid April 27, 2009

Geizel 

She knows what she wants. Very beautiful, amazing, extremely funny, charming, and highly intelligent. She knows how to have a good time with any situation. Does not need any alcoholic beverage or drugs to have a good time. Loves God, family, friends, and values education. Her determination will bring her to success. Her charm and sense of humor catches any guy.

Guy 1: "Dude, you're dating a Geizel?"
Lucky Guy: "Yes."
Guy 1: "Lucky bitz."

Geizel by ur_mom123 July 2, 2011