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Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.
"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."
Gerharded by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. If you meet him you'll want to hold onto him for a lifetime and never let go. He's always got something to say to make a girl feel special. He's super cute and always sweet. A good kisser. Best baseball player ever.
Girl: look at that cute guy!

othergirl: he's a Gerhard
Gerhard by AyeCaramba February 14, 2010

Gerhard Fourie

The resultant by product of the cross contamination of the jock and nerd chromosomes. He enjoys playing football, preferably Rugby Union while carrying the perpetual laws of physics in his headgear.
He enjoys copious amounts of alcohol while studying the effects of alcohol on the human body for biology. All in all Gerhard Fourie is the Isaac Newton of the South Africans.
"According to Newton's Law of Momentum p=mv,
I will be transferring 100 kg x 4 m/s = 400 kg ms^-1 of momentum into the tackler, schquare"-Gerhard Fourie while playing football
Gerhard Fourie by Paduan Scquare October 19, 2008

Gerhardt 

A German name which I solely own amongst the entirety of humanity and had to make an urban dictionary entry for.
"Hi, my name is Gerhardt."
"Garret?"
No, Gerhardt.
Gerhardt by $GMUNNAY$ June 7, 2019
The act of blowing semen into a chick's lung.
Dude, you should have seen the ho I Gerharded last night.
Gerhard by BigBoyz October 12, 2008
That guy is wearing skull and cross bone Crocs.. What a Gebhart.
Gebhart by lalalwwasdfas February 16, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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