gerentology 

The study of aging and the aged. divides groups up into young aged (65-75) middle aged (75-85) and elder aged (85+).

A variety of topics are focused on, including living conditions, mental ans physical health (everyday tasks being performe). And even sexuallity (for reference watch "Sitll Doing It:The Intimate Lives of Women Over 65"). And a side note, although much of the elder population thinks they suffer from alzheimer's disease only about 3-5% do. Your long term memory actuallcy increases as you get older, it is you short term memory that decreases.

gerentology by Dustin April 3, 2005

gerontology 

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

gerontology by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

Greenology 

A term referring to the likeness of certain family members.

Named by the scientist Kat Schnur after certain observations in the Green family.

Daniel: Dude, Niklas and his father have the exact same nose! Weird!

Kat: Well, I guess that's due to the dominant green genes. Greenology!

Greenology by TheEscapologist April 20, 2011

gerontologee 

An old fuck cared for by a gerontologist

Biden is a gerontologee who , if reelected, will be the first President to need a nursing home in the Whitehouse.

gerontologee by euphemistmo July 12, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008